What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How does a penguin build its house?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?