What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?