Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
How do fleas travel?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you organize a space party?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How does a barber get to work?