Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?