How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?