What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?