What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Do dads always snore?
What bird is always sad?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
I broke my finger!
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?