Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How was the wedding?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why is furniture so generous?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?