What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do two skunks argue?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?