What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?