How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Why do some people love eating snails?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which subject has two parts?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are puppies so flexible?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?