What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?