Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?