What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is an archer's favorite store?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
A book just fell on my head.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?