Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?