Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Do dads always snore?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which computer won the talent show?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?