Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do you care for a sick bird?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?