What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which animal is the most religious?