What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?