What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the frog starve?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?