How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do bees chew?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?