I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
How does a cow do math?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?