What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish Spring®.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.