What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?