I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Can February March?
What do you give a sick pig?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?