Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?