When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?