What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How long do chickens work?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?