How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What country has the most fish?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?