What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?