What do you call a small mom?
A minimum.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How does a barber get to work?