What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do cats go on vacation?