What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which is the worst season?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?