Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?