Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
How do billboards talk?