What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Did you know about April 1st?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?