Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?