Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do locomotives know where to go?