Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the broom late for school?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?