What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the bee sad?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?