What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is the strongest animal?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which insect is the smartest?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?