What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
I S-pie.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call the dog magician?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?