What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the confused bee say?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?