What do little monsters call their mother?
Mummy!
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which family member has tusks?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?