What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?