What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?