What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?