What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do moms make good vintners?