What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do fleas travel?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where does breakfast live?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't ants get sick?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?