Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do nosey peppers do?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?